Casual Reviews of Movies, Music, and Literature

Saturday, October 1, 2016

31 Days of Horror (Part 5): Resurrection

I can't believe I've already been doing this for five years. Like - wow. Have I really seen this many horror movies? I guess I have. So again: wow.

Like always, below you'll find 31 terrific horror films, one for each bone-chilling, heart-stopping, blood-curdling day of October. This year's list runs the gamut, from meditative and classy, to over-the-top exploitation. There are silent chillers, black-and-white thrillers, cheesy (but awesome) gore-fests, and polished new-classics. Because it's the Halloween season, right? So sit back, check out this list, and then go watch a few. If you have the guts...

- The Haunted Castle (1896)

- The Phantom Carriage (1921)

- A Page of Madness (1926)

- Vampyr (1932)

- The Mummy's Hand (1940)

- Cat People (1942)

- The Curse of Frankenstein (1957)

- The Fly (1958)

- The Innocents (1961)

- At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul (1964)

- In Cold Blood (1967)

- Duel (1971)

- Black Christmas (1974)

- Deep Red (1975)

- The Hills Have Eyes (1977)

- Tourist Trap (1979)

- Halloween II (1981)

- The Prowler (1981)

- Gremlins (1984)

- A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)

- Jacob's Ladder (1990)

- Night of the Living Dead (1990)

- Braindead (1992)

- Shadow of the Vampire (2000)

- The Host (2006)

- Planet Terror (2007)

- Trick 'r Treat (2007)

- The Conjuring (2013)

- A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night (2014)

- It Follows (2015)

- The Witch (2016)

Saturday, September 3, 2016

Film Franchise Favorites - 2 Perspectives, 2 Opinions

Film franchises can be awesome and terrible, often simultaneously. Because of this, opinion can swing wildly from movie to movie. Which entries are great? Which are terrible? For the following list, my brother-in-law/buddy Aaron and I ranked a few popular film franchises, according to our personal preferences. We didn't necessarily order these based on which ones are "the best," but rather, which ones we enjoy the most.

If we're missing your favorite franchise, we apologize! (We'll probably do another one of these in the not-too-distant future, so perhaps we'll get to it then.) Read and enjoy!

Star Wars series...
Aaron: 
7.) I: The Phantom Menace
6.) II: Attack of the Clones
5.) III: Revenge of the Sith
4.) VII: The Force Awakens
3.) IV: A New Hope 
2.) VI: Return of the Jedi
1.) V: The Empire Strikes Back
Perry:
7.) II: Attack of the Clones 
6.) I: The Phantom Menace 
5.) III: Revenge of the Sith 
4.) VI: Return of the Jedi 
3.) VII: The Force Awakens 
2.) V: The Empire Strikes Back 
1.) IV: A New Hope 

Marvel superhero cinematic universe...
Aaron: 
13.) Iron Man 3
12.) Avengers: Age of Ultron 
11.) Thor: The Dark World 
10.) The Incredible Hulk 
9.) Iron Man 2
8.) Thor 
7.) The Avengers
6.) Ant-Man 
5.) Captain America: The First Avenger 
4.) Iron Man 
3.) Guardians of the Galaxy 
2.) Captain America: Civil War 
1.) Captain America: The Winter Soldier 
Perry:
13.) Iron Man 3
12.) Thor 
11.) The Incredible Hulk 
10.) Thor: The Dark World 
9.) Iron Man 2 
8.) Ant-Man 
7.) Captain America: The First Avenger 
6.) The Avengers 
5.) Avengers: Age of Ultron 
4.) Captain America: The Winter Soldier 
3.) Guardians of the Galaxy 
2.) Iron Man 
1.) Captain America: Civil War 

James Bond series - our top 5's...
Aaron:
5.) From Russia with Love
4.) Goldfinger 
3.) GoldenEye
2.) Skyfall
1.) Casino Royale 
Perry: 
5.) GoldenEye 
4.) From Russia with Love 
3.) On Her Majesty's Secret Service 
2.) Skyfall 
1.) Casino Royale 

The Lord of the Rings / The Hobbit series...
Aaron: 
6.) The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies 
5.) The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug 
4.) The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers 
3.) The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey 
2.) The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring 
1.) The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 
Perry: 
6.) The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies 
5.) The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey 
4.) The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug 
3.) The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers 
2.) The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring 
1.) The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 

Thursday, June 30, 2016

15 Best Movie Sequels Ever Made

Sequels. Let's be honest - most of them are terrible. But there are a few (a precious, precious few) that transcend their dingy trappings and become something truly amazing. Below you'll find the 15 best movie sequels ever made. NOTE: I only put 2nd installments on this list - no threequels or fourquels or whatever. This list is all about Number 2. Read and enjoy!

** Honorable Mentions: From Russia With Love (1963), Halloween II (1981), Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008), The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013), Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984), Kill Bill: Volume 2 (2004), The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997), Toy Story 2 (1999), 22 Jump Street (2014), 28 Weeks Later (2007) 

15.) The Color of Money (1986): Making a sequel to the 1961 classic The Hustler was bound to be difficult. But thanks to some powerhouse performances (notably a young Tom Cruise and the eternal Paul Newman) and under the direction of Martin Scorsese, this is a surprisingly sharp, dramatic film.

14.) Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014): Surpassing the original in about a billion ways, this paranoid spy-thriller is one of the best superhero sequels ever made. If you like your heroes ponderous and political, then this is a must-see.

13.) Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982): If you're going to see any Star Trek flick, let it be this. The action is a little lacking, but the dialogue is classic ("Revenge is a dish best-served COLD!") and if the ending doesn't make you cry, you're as emotionless as a Vulcan.

12.) X2 (2003): I don't think anyone expected this to be so good - but it is. The plot is clever, the production is slick, the performances are terrific, and the action scenes are dazzling.

11.) Dawn of the Dead (1978): It might move about as slow as one of its stumbling zombies, but that hardly matters. This is a strangely amusing horror flick, splashed with buckets of blood and oodles of campy dialogue.

10.) Spider-Man 2 (2004): Because we now drown in a sea of superhero films, it can be easy to overlook this one. Please don't. It's essentially a remake of its predecessor, but told with infinitely more color, character, and conflict.

9.) Back to the Future Part II (1989): We don't just go back to the future with this one - we go to the past, the present, an alternate future, an alternate present, we go all over the place. This is a fun ride, and the ending is a perfect hook to keep you going to the next installment.

8.) The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002): By introducing a host of new characters and settings, this entry in The Lord of the Rings trilogy is busy, but surprisingly meditative. And although there are fantastic battles and beasts, its intimate focus will keep you engaged and enraptured.

7.) T2: Judgment Day (1991): It doesn't get much better than this, folks. The whole thing barrels like a hijacked semi-truck, filled with great moments of humor and some of the best special effects ever put to film.

6.) Evil Dead II (1987): This zany, wacky, over-the-top nightmare is a must-see for horror fans. Director Sam Raimi and star Bruce Campbell are in rare form, bringing us a perfectly catastrophic blend of laughs and chills.

5.) The Bride of Frankenstein (1935): One of the first movie sequels ever made, this black-and-white gem certainly set the mold. It's bigger in scope, introduces fascinating (and horrifying) new characters, and takes the mood of the original and builds upon it with fun and finesse.

4.) Aliens (1986): With this flick, director James Cameron decided to stray away from the pensive tone of its predecessor and go in a totally new direction. But the gamble paid off, and this horror-action extravaganza is one of the best thrillers of the 80's.

3.) The Dark Knight (2008): It's a superhero flick, a crime drama, a riveting character study, a pulse-pounding action stunner, and one of the highest grossing movies of all time. Bolstered by a bullet-proof script and one of cinema's best performances, this is undoubtedly Batman at his best.

2.) The Godfather Part II (1974): Of course this is on here. And why shouldn't it be? Many consider it to be one of the best films ever made. And for good reason. I'll not say much here (if you haven't seen it, watch it NOW), but every aspect of cinema - acting, writing, directing, production, photography, music, sound, costume, design - it's all absolutely perfect. So...so yeah.

1.) The Empire Strikes Back (1980): You want my detailed thoughts on this one? Read my full review here. But to summarize: This movie is perfect. Easily the best movie sequel ever made. That is all.