Top 10 Films of the 2000's

Here is, in my most humble opinion, the ten best films released between the years 2000 and 2009. Some criteria: in order to be considered, they had to be full-length (at least an hour long) and have a narrative format (no documentaries). I hope you enjoy!

(Because I've seen an unhealthy amount of movies, here are 5 "honorable mentions" that almost made this list [in alphabetical order]: A Serious Man [2009], Frost/Nixon [2008], Lost in Translation [2003], Spider-Man 2 [2004], and Training Day [2001]) 

10.) Up in the Air (2009): A richly funny meditation on the intricacies (and eccentricities) of life at the end of the decade. Clooney is thoroughly convincing as "Ryan Bingham," our snarky protagonist, whose job is to traverse the country and fire complete strangers. The performances are natural, the writing is crisp, and the direction is flawless. It's a perfect marriage of technical simplicity and artistic sophistication - I can't think of a better movie to start this list.

9.) Children of Men (2006): While the last decade gave us several terrific science fiction films (Minority Report, WALL-E, and Star Trek, to name a few), none quite have the thematic density, or the intellectual opulence, of Children of Men. Set against the backdrop of 2027, in a dystopian world where all women have suddenly and inexplicably become infertile, we watch one man's frantic quest for the future and for himself. Technically notable for gorgeous sets and masterful cinematography, this emotional and cerebral film is tremendously satisfying.

8.) There Will Be Blood (2007): This stark period piece, in which we see a powerfully complex man seek out oil in early 20th century America, is an uncompromising drama - an intimate story related on a grand scale. Director Paul Thomas Anderson is brilliant, his discordant pairing of picturesque landscapes with a droning, eerie score, is fantastically unsettling. However, the film's most palpable triumph is the impeccable work of actor Daniel Day-Lewis, whose meticulous characterization results in arguably the most compelling lead performance of the decade.

7.) Michael Clayton (2007): In a time when most thrillers are marred by overwhelming action scenes, 2-dimensional characters, and laughable storylines, writer/director Tony Gilroy had the guts to make Michael Clayton in the tradition of classic film noir, where engaging characters and a spellbinding plot take precedent over car chases and shouting matches. Every element in this movie succeeds in abundance, from the concise writing ("Do I look like I'm negotiating?" is one of my all-time favorite movie lines) to the powerhouse performances (Wilkinson's bipolar lawyer and Swinton's edgy executive are must-see) and all else in between. This is a remarkable film that has been swiftly forgotten - I urge you to check it out.

6.) The Dark Knight (2008): A pulse-pounding action movie, an intelligent thriller, a riveting character drama, and arguably the best comic book adaptation put to film, this sequel to 2005's Batman Begins is an utterly engrossing blend of pop entertainment and cinematic artistry. Populated by an absorbing cast of characters (notably the cackling, anarchistic "Joker" and the duplicitous, once-altruistic "Harvey Dent") and spectacular action sequences (the armored-car chase scene will leave you breathless), this is truly a marvelous film. Never has Gotham City been more dangerous, more exciting, or more real.

5.) Up (2009): Although a multitude of animated movies were released in the 2000's, many of them excellent (believe me, The Incredibles barely missed this list), Up is the best executed film of them all. It may be a sumptuous feast for the eyes, full of transcendent imagery splashed with buckets of vivid color, but it's also much more than that. This is a movie with endless imagination and a stout heart - each moment imbued with wonder, humor, and excitement. Pay particular attention to the musical score, which is quirky and beautiful. Equipped with a flying house, talking dogs, and a profound sense of adventure, Up soars.

4.) Inglourious Basterds (2009): Ambitious, lively, saturated with style, brimming with realism, and slathered with bleak humor, this WWII epic is an ironic revision of history, one concocted in the idiosyncratic mind of writer/director Quentin Tarantino. The multifaceted plot is (mostly) threefold: 1.) a group of undercover American soldiers slaughter Nazis behind enemy lines, their leader a hysterically heroic Brad Pitt, 2.) a Nazi colonel, portrayed with playful malevolence by Christoph Waltz, tries to hunt them down, and 3.) a Jewish refugee living in Paris plans to exact her revenge on the German responsible for her family's death. With all this going on, it might be easy to get lost in the shuffle, but Tarantino progresses the plot with deftness and ease, so becoming immersed therein is a real joy. Better than The Hurt Locker, better than Atonement, this is the best war film of the 2000's.
 

3.) The Departed (2006): When you strip away all the gunfire, all the lurking danger, all the wit and romance and murder, Scorsese's The Departed is a compelling game of chess, an intelligent morality play between good and evil. It's a vibrant cat-and-mouse (or, should I say "cat-and-rat") story that centers on two informants: one, a criminal mole working in the Massachusetts State Police Department - another, an undercover cop operating in the mob of South Boston. With a stunning cast (DiCaprio, Damon, Nicholson, Wahlberg, Alec Baldwin, and Martin Sheen, just to name a few), a tight script, a great utilization of pop music, and too many subtle homages to classic film to count, this is a new classic in every sense of the word.

2.) The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003): The spectacular conclusion to an already marvelous film trilogy (starting with The Fellowship of the Ring and continuing with The Two Towers), this fantasy epic is an accomplishment of the highest order. The special effects are meticulously constructed, the characters are forced into their most daunting challenges yet, and the pace is a downhill sprint into an authoritative climax. (A particularly poignant moment comes when one of our beloved protagonists sings "The Edge of Night," a simple folk song, amidst a harsh backdrop of chaos and cacophony. The juxtaposition is striking.) Uncomplicated yet versatile, peaceful yet soaked in blood, deeply artistic and incredibly entertaining, this is the "threequel" to end all threequels. You will be blown away.

 

1.) No Country for Old Men (2007): With a tagline that boasts "There are no clean getaways," one might be inclined to believe No Country for Old Men is a simple thriller, one with a car chase, a few murders, and a climax ripe with explosions.

...except...except the car chase only has one vehicle, creeping and menacing, while the prey is totally unaware - except many of the murders take place off screen, heavy with threatening potential - except the climax is a tired old man sitting, discussing his dreams.

This is an incredible film, one just as bold as it is ironic. The three main characters, an average-Joe turned thief (played by Josh Brolin), a murderous madman hot on his trail (Javier Bardem), and an aging sheriff trying to make sense of it all (Tommy Lee Jones), are beautifully written and masterfully performed. The plot, which twists and turns with astonishing cunning, is wonderfully engaging. The pace is swift, the themes are profound, and the overall production is breathtaking. To experience this film's brazen heart, its lamentable soul, its palpable terror, is to recognize the best movie of the last decade, and perhaps one of the best ever made.       

Top 10 Albums of the 2000's

Yes, I adore music. Yes, I play music. Yes, my perspective on what the "10 Best Albums of the 2000's" is inescapably biased. I've attempted to take subjectivity out of the equation, but I can't guarantee this list is flawless.

10.) Almost Killed Me by The Hold Steady (2004): Curiously compelling and wholly unique, this record is pure energy incarnate. Expect bombastic percussion, gregarious bass-playing, a lead guitar crackling with electric vitality, and slipshod vocals spit viciously with gravel finality. It's awesome.




 
 
9.) Where the Light Is: John Mayer Live in Los Angeles by John Mayer (2008): Blues, folk, pop, and rock delivered with such ease and expertise as to render the eclecticism all but invisible, this is definitely the best live album of the last decade. Mayer's melodies (whether vocal or instrumental) dance about your ears, both toe-tapping frothiness and heart-blazing soul flourish. What a concert.

8.) Sea Change by Beck (2002): Never have purity of spirit and integrity of musical expression weaved together so harmoniously, so effortlessly. Here Beck has crafted a beautiful album, dripping with melancholia and aching with dejection. The arrangements (ranging from the verbose to the lonely), paired with haunting melodies and lamenting vocals, are captivating. You'll be enchanted with this simple, and lovely, expression of sorrow.

7.) Elephant Eyelash by WHY? (2005): Somehow by abandoning melody and embracing nebulous chord structures (with a dash of hip-hop), Elephant Eyelash manages to achieve the impossible - it communicates a totally original style without pretension or alienation. Allow yourself to get caught up in the inventive rhythms, the quirky instrumentation, and the unusual lyrics laced with imagery, and you won't be disappointed.

6.) Back to Black by Amy Winehouse (2006): By blending 21st century cynicism with traditional R&B songwriting, Winehouse gives listeners a spellbinding reinvention of Motown - complete with playful hooks, comfortable arrangements, and stunning genius. Other than our songstress's smoky vocals, which heat and cool in equal measure, the album's real success is its total lack of irony - the style is genuine, resonating with unpolluted sincerity - something we need more of in contemporary pop music.

5.) The College Dropout by Kanye West (2004): Without question or doubt, this is hip hop's best record of the 2000's. With lively flow (which, unexpectedly, is devoted to musicality instead of lyricism), engaging themes, grabbing beats, and incredible hooks, it's an extraordinary debut for West and a high note for fans of the genre.

4.) Stadium Arcadium by Red Hot Chili Peppers (2006): The individual records in this double album are named "Jupiter" and "Mars," and truly they each communicate worlds. Stadium Arcadium is a musical powerhouse that delivers everything from momentous rock to sing-song folk, from bottomless funk to trickling lullabies. Each member of the band performs at his musical zenith, and the chemistry they share together is kindred. The result is the best rock album of the decade, and perhaps one of the best ever recorded.

3.) Illinois by Sufjan Stevens (2005): This incredible concept album (which focuses on, you guessed it, the state of Illinois) has an unavoidable way of redefining musical sensibilities and shaping pop expectations for those curious enough to listen. Stevens entrances you with hypnotic stories and intricate arrangements, ones that lace softly atop each other with a naturalism unrivaled in the decade. Its lilting melodic flirtatiousness, coupled with a slick production, borders on the sublime. If you have no reservations about an album that dares to take chances, and then dares to commit to those chances, then look no further. 

2.) American IV: The Man Comes Around by Johnny Cash (2002): A perilously dusky examination of an old man's soul, this uncompromising collection of songs exposes the tragedy of a life near its end, and the latent horror of a realization thereof. Cash's craggy vocal performance will imprint itself on your heart, his sickly sweet arrangements will percolate in your brain. This is a stunning record, one of loss, love, and hopeful redemption.

1.) Classical Brubeck by Dave Brubeck and the London Symphony Orchestra (2003): In this, my pick for the best album of the last decade, we find jazz icon Dave Brubeck composing a transcendent collection of symphonies and recording them with the always-incomparable London Symphony Orchestra. This multifaceted compilation is marked by its rhythmic innovation, its melodic irony, and its overall breadth of musicality. You'll marvel at Brubeck's ability to construct chorales into kingdoms, and then realize you're only just scratching the surface. There's so much going on in these pieces - each one feels like a thriving ecosystem, teeming with life and possibility and wonder. It's hard to put into words how wonderful this album is, so I'll simply encourage you to give it a listen, and become enraptured.  

Stephen King's "Dark Tower" Series

To dismiss the flagrant genius of Stephen King is to ignore some of the richest, most imaginative fiction of post-modern American literature. Lying at the heart of his enthusiastic canon, which boasts over 50 titles, is The Dark Tower series - an 8-book magnum opus whose girth is hardly indicative of its ambition or its success. It even ties together several of his best books (Salem's Lot, Hearts in Atlantis, It, The Stand) and a few of his less notable novels (Desperation, Insomnia, The Eyes of the Dragon) into a stunning uber-narrative with shared characters, settings, and concepts. It also makes use of literary milestones like The Wizard of Oz, Harry Potter, and the poetry of T.S. Eliot and Robert Browning. If you consider yourself above reading King, for there are many who stupidly assume they are, then I suggest a serious reeducation is in order. Start here.  There are no spoilers in the following paragraphs, I assure you.

- The Little Sisters of Eluria (1998): We'll start chronologically not in terms of publication, but rather story. This one, notably appearing in King's 2002 short fiction anthology Everything's Eventual, introduces us to Roland Deschain of Gilead, our protagonist for thousands of pages to come. Perhaps more importantly, however, it introduces us to his quest: Roland seeks the Dark Tower, a structure that both contains and sustains the essence of all existence. In his novel Hearts in Atlantis, King describes it as the "still spindle" around which all worlds and dimensions spin, so let's think of it thusly. At this point, we're not quite sure of the purpose of this quest (is the tower in danger? Is it falling? What?), only that Roland is alight with altruistic intent. The setting is an eccentric place called Mid-World, which exists somewhere in the periphery of Earth, with appropriate and ironic overlaps sprinkled throughout.

(*whew*) Okay. Now on to an actual review.

This is an incredibly enjoyable story, defined by its swift pace and measured horror. Both of these indispensable elements stem from King's iconoclastic re-imagining of classic vampire mythology, and his ability to drop Roland squarely therein. While this might not be one of the more memorable entries in the series, it does a fine job making the outlandish seem grounded, which is a mentality you'll need to hang onto in order to effectively enjoy the books to come. Final Grade: B

- I: The Gunslinger (1982): "The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed." With this simple lyricism, so officially begins The Dark Tower series. Already familiar with Roland and his mission, we now learn that he is a "gunslinger" - an oddly fitting blend of wild west cowboy and mid-evil knight - who upholds order and justice throughout the rapidly disintegrating Mid-World. We also meet a villain called "The Man in Black." Anarchistic, demonic, playful, and wholly unsettling, this antagonist is arguably the novel's best attribute. For the record: this character is also the villain of The Stand and The Eyes of the Dragon. Didn't I say there'd be overlaps with some of King's other novels?

But recurring characters notwithstanding, there's plenty to enjoy here: the prose is clear and efficient, the plot is uncomplicated, and the characters are engrossing. At times you'll probably feel buried beneath an avalanche of unanswered questions, loose ends, and esoteric jargon. This might be the book's only condemning quality, but it's a big one. Final Grade: B+ 

- II: The Drawing of the Three (1987): Picking up exactly where its predecessor left off, this second Dark Tower novel is easily the quirkiest in the series, typified by drastic changes in character, setting, pacing, and overall tone. Where The Gunslinger presents a quaint story with a simple structure, Drawing illustrates the outer limits of King's expansive imagination, memorable for the characters it introduces (Eddie the junkie, Detta/Odetta the psychotic, and Jack Mort the sociopath) and the narrative chasms that span between them. Each page feels like it's screaming, cluttered and disjointed and utterly inescapable, as King bounces us from one setting to another, one character to another, one extreme to another. Lots of people claim that this is the best book in the series. But for me, the bipolar madness is distracting and, well, maddening. I like it, however only begrudgingly. Final Grade: B- 

- III: The Waste Lands (1991): In all sincerity, you'll be hard pressed to find a novel as taut with excitement, as steeped in character drama, as lofty with creativity, or as sharpened by horror as The Waste Lands. Personal favoritism notwithstanding (and, with all confidence to the affirmative, this one certainly is), this is one of the best novels I've ever read, with King making full use of his many talents in order to achieve the sublime. There's not much I can actually say about this one, as it's so steeped in its own mythology that to utter even a passing triviality could reveal some pretty serious plot points. But, I will say that the new characters are captivating - from tenacious Oy to menacing Blaine - and the grand finale in the deserted cityscape of Lud is breathtaking. This is a highpoint in King's career; as grandiose as 11/22/63, as scary as It, and as intimate as The Green Mile. The Waste Lands are hardly a waste. Final Grade: A+ 

- IV: Wizard and Glass (1997): ...and then there's book 4, Wizard and Glass. A friend of mine has stated on more than one occasion that he thinks this is the high-water mark of the series.

Suffice it to say, I seriously disagree.

While this certainly isn't a bad novel, nor even the worst Dark Tower episode, I can't help but be annoyed by it. Firstly, it's long. Real long. Like, 800 pages long. Second, it's slow. Real slow. Apart from the very beginning and very end, which are fantastic, the middle 600ish pages inch by, your eyes trudging a Dickensian march to the end just for the sake of getting there. Third, the entire premise of the book is focused on Roland's past. This would be okay, perhaps even riveting, if not for the bloated dramatic irony King slathers across each sentence. Honestly, you know the ending well before it comes to fruition.

Don't get me wrong, this book is not without its charm. There are some very nice moments of suspense and (surprisingly) romance. And the beginning and end act like grand parentheses for the "main" story, and are truly excellent. All in all, it's more or less decent. Final Grade: C

- The Wind Through the Keyhole (2012): At first, the idea of this novel made me balk. What? King is going to write another Dark Tower book, and shove it between books 4 and 5? The series was finished almost a decade ago - why do we need this?

And yet, after reading it, I cannot be happier. The Wind Through the Keyhole is a terrific yarn, one that feels most appropriate near the swirling glow of a campfire and roasting slowly-blackening marshmallows. It is a modest fairytale, framed within the context of the Dark Tower journey. Once again, Roland is relating a story to the series' other main characters (slightly reminiscent of, dare I say, Wizard and Glass), only this time King gets it right. The tale is uncomplicated, lean, and splashed with latent possibility. Maybe most fascinating of all, is that in the midst of Roland's story, he begins telling another to run alongside it, bridging the gap between fiction and reality, drawing parallels between them and finding truth in fantasy. This is a terrific book, and could possibly be read without reading any of the others. Although I have a strong inclination to forbid this, I cannot resist saying "Go for it, anyway." This is a wonderful story. Truly wonderful. Final Grade: A+ 

- V: Wolves of the Calla (2003): This is the novel where things get really interesting. Because of this, it also marks another "I-can't-mention-too-much-of-anything-without-giving-things-away" moment. Sorry. What I can say, is that this is another marvelous entry in the overall series. Essentially, Roland and company are charged with protecting a small borderland town (near the black expanse of devastation known as "Thunderclap," which holds the Dark Tower) from hordes of terrifying creatures known as "The Wolves," who raid and plunder their village every few decades. In the village, you get to know an assortment of intriguing minor characters, the best of all being Father Callahan - one of the protagonists from Salem's Lot.

Honestly, this is just a fun read; teeming with plot, and blossoming with new characters, threats, and challenges. It's also, maybe, one of the weirdest books I've ever read. Seriously. Somehow, this book wraps Marvel Comics, Harry Potter, Star Wars, and Stephen King himself all into the narrative. But it's great. The ending is awesome, and will leave you unable to restrain yourself from starting in on book 6. It doesn't have quite the success of Waste Lands or Keyhole, but it gets the job done with absurd action and surreal storylines. Final Grade: A- 

- VI: Song of Susannah (2004): Well, here we are on the precipice of finishing this epic series, and we have a stinker. Yep - it's not really a good entry at all. This one actually borders on bad, which really bothers me. (*sigh*) I guess you can't win 'em all.

Song of Susannah is a muddled mess, a disjointed array of plots, subplots, characters, and revelations that will make you confused, annoyed, and bored. Thankfully it's not a total wash, for there do exist a few enjoyable moments, notably a few intriguing action scenes. But all in all, it's not good. As readers, we finally get some things clarified about Mid-World and Roland's quest, but they shed more darkness than light, necessitating ubiquitous rereading and scanning missions until the words stop making sense and it all becomes a nauseous blur. Yeah, it mostly coasts along on its brevity and goodwill established from previous entries. Maybe I'm being a little too harsh, but honestly, this book is an absolute step down from the rest of the series. Yuck. Final Grade: C- 

- VII: The Dark Tower (2004): Fortunately, with great relief, I am here to tell you that the final installment in the series is very, very good. Great, even. Drama and action abound, with tension strangling you from paragraph to paragraph. The resulting catharsis is darn near excruciating (you will cry...at least once), but invigorating. Again, you encounter a number of characters from other King novels, like Ted from Hearts in Atlantis and Patrick Danville from Insomnia. These cameos never feel forced, either. They just slot right in like they were meant to be there. It's fantastic.

Here at the end of the series, the settings are grander than grand, the conflicts more insurmountable than ever, and it all equals a tremendously satisfying reading experience. It's not as much fun as some previous entries, and this blatant absence can sometimes generate more pain than enjoyment, but this is probably the only detrimental element of the novel. Fans and readers are known for having mixed feelings about the ending (the ending ending, hidden in the afterward), but I absolutely adore it. It just feels...right. Like coming home. Final Grade: A+