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Monday, December 30, 2013

Top 5 Films of 2013

Wow, I definitely wasn't expecting 2013 to be such an awesome year for movies. After 2012 kicked so much butt (with blockbusters like The Dark Knight Rises, Oscar-winners like Argo, and wildcards like Django Unchained), I certainly wasn't expecting anything special. Boy, was I wrong. Narrowing this list down to just five films was tough, but I tried my best. Keep in mind - I haven't seen every film that's come out this year, so consider this a layman's perspective.

(*Honorable Mentions - American Hustle, Big Bad Wolves, The ConjuringDallas Buyer's Club, Escape from TomorrowThe Hunger Games: Catching FireNebraska, The SacramentWe Are What We AreThe Wolf of Wall Street)

5.) All is Lost: You think you've seen enough man-lost-at-sea movies. You remember The Perfect Storm and Life of Pi and (of course) Castaway. You understand the conventions, you expect all the plot points, and you anticipate the inevitable
rescue just before the final credits start to scroll.

...yeah, and then there's All is Lost. In a year of over-the-top action movies, this is by far the quietest. It's a movie with a protagonist known simply as "Our Man," who speaks next to nothing, carrying the cruelty of the Indian Ocean on his aching shoulders. He's brought to life by Robert Redford, and I frankly can't imagine anyone else in the role. His craggy face and weathered posture elevates the character - he embodies the archetype, he personifies the tale.

Thankfully, it's a story worth watching. From its jarring beginning to the wrenching finale, you'll be hooked. It's a simple story, sure, but far from timid. This movie has guts and soul to spare, and you'll spend the rest of your day thinking it over. It's unexpected. It lingers. It's a solitary flare, setting fire to the night sky.  

4.) Rush: In Ron Howard's Rush we see two men, two opposite poles, play a gruesome game of chess with a devastating outcome. Instead of a chessboard, they have the racetrack. Instead of pawns and knights and rooks, they have Formula One cars. Instead of a cliched sports film, we have something bold and bone-rattling. The racing scenes are spectacular, with Howard using all of his creativity to put you behind the wheel. You'll flinch, your muscles will tense up, and you'll keep reminding yourself that it's just a movie, just images on a screen.

Except it's not just a movie, is it? This is a true story, and the acting, art direction, and writing won't let you forget it. Everything is pulled-off with meticulous realism. It's terrific. The two lead actors are perfectly cast: Chris Hemsworth makes a glittering (and surprisingly deep) James Hunt, while Daniel Bruhl is just as cold and calculating as Niki Lauda should be. Placed together, with Ron Howard at the helm and Peter Morgan's dialogue springing to life, this movie proves itself as one of the year's most exciting.

3.) 12 Years A Slave: This horrific true story is a searing, unflinching examination of American slavery in the mid-1800s, and yes - all the adjectives that have been applied to it are completely true. Mesmerizing? Yes. Captivating? Uh-huh. Genius? Undoubtedly. It's certainly one of the year's best films, saturated with arresting imagery and moral complexity. Even better, the performances are some of the best the silver screen has given audiences in years. Lead actor Chiwetel Ejiofor is miraculous as Solomon Northup, a free African-American kidnapped and sold into slavery. He can speak volumes with merely a glance, a gesture, a song. Equally incredible is Michael Fassbender as Edwin Epps, whose self-righteous malice is only rivaled by his mental instability. He's a powerful presence, and every time he saunters on screen you'll be holding your breath. The supporting cast is also terrific, with newcomers like Benedict Cumberbatch and veterans such as Alfre Woodard and Brad Pitt.

Most importantly though, it's a film of stunning artistry. Scenes are characterized by a landscape of profound green, dripping with sunlight, alive with the hum of horseflies and songs of human sorrow. These delicate aesthetics transport you to a time and place you're glad you've never suffered through. It makes you mourn for the past, celebrate the present, and hope for the future.

2.) The World's End: Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, and director Edgar Wright knocked it out of the park (and perhaps the planet?) with this hilarious sci-fi romp about a group of old friends squaring off against alien invaders in their hometown. Not only is this the best comedy of the year, it's the best comedy in years. The dialogue crackles, the cinematography is superb, the special effects are utterly unique, and the acting is divine. What more can you ask for? The movie cruises at a swift pace, pausing whenever needed to let audiences chuckle at the jokes and marvel at the action sequences. Like I mentioned in my 3 Flavours Cornetto trilogy review, the film also offers up plenty of emotional moments, and the not-so-subtle-yet-completely-realistic characterization will have you laughing as well as crying. It's a super entertaining movie, one that epitomizes contemporary cinema and transcends genre conventions.

So, how can this be better than the three films I listed beforehand, notably critical darling 12 Years A Slave? Well, sometimes cinema is best when it's making you laugh. I love to watch something utterly ridiculous and be swept away by it, and The World's End does just that. It's a movie that buries its hefty philosophical musings beneath pints of beer and hordes of alien-cyborgs. Sometimes it's good to remember that movies can be fun, too. Now, let's Boo-Boo: it's time to see the best film of 2013...

1.) Gravity: Yes sir - here I am, just another astonished moviegoer bowing down to the unparalleled awesomeness of Alfonso Cuaron's Gravity. But why? Why is it so spectacular? How does it work so goshdarn well?

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways...

First and foremost, the movie has a beautifully simple premise. Two American astronauts are stranded in space after a terrible accident leaves them without a crew, without a ship, and without hope. So many contemporary movies feel compelled to over-complicate a narrative, to clutter the plot with twists, turns, and surprises. As an audience, we've become too accustomed to this. In the eternal words of Stephen King, "Sometimes a cigar is just a smoke and a story's just a story." In this film, the premise is the plot. How miraculous is that? The story is lean and clean, which lets the characters blossom and gives the whole thing room to breathe. How lovely.

Speaking of characters, our two protagonists are riveting. George Clooney is perfect as the movie's mouth. He explains, he describes, he leads, he talks and talks and talks. In a film with very little sound, he plays an integral role. He keeps us rooted to the situation, with all its grandeur and horror still in tact. Also perfect is Sandra Bullock, who portrays our determined heroine. If Clooney is Gravity's voice, then Bullock is its heart. Her performance is painfully realistic, and the empathy she establishes is overwhelming. You feel everything she feels. You cry, you laugh, you stumble, you fight. It's astonishing.

In the end though, the movie's best attribute is its imagery. The cinematography is unlike anything you've ever seen - honest, immense, intimate. In an age when movies often talk way too much, it's refreshing to be reminded that films are a visual medium. Here, director Alfonso Cuaron lets the camera do the talking. We swoop, we linger, we cut away, we soar, we drown, we survive. I was lucky enough to see the movie in 3D, and it was truly an unforgettable experience. It makes you feel so...so alive, so fresh and reinvigorated.

With all the great cinema of 2013, Gravity comes out on top. Not a doubt in my mind.

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

31 Days of Horror (Part 2): The Revenge

Yup, now that October is upon us (like a chilled wind in the dark, like goose bumps along your spine), it's time for my second "31 Days of Horror" list. Just like last year, I'm presenting 31 of the best scary movies out there. For the sake of convenience, this list will be in chronological order.

...if you happened to miss my "31 Days of Horror" blog from last year, I urge you to take a look. Combined, these two lists create quite the terrifying canon...

- Frankenstein (1910)

- Dracula (1931)

- M (1931)

- Freaks (1932)

- Bride of Frankenstein (1935)

- The Wolf Man (1941) 

- The Night of the Hunter (1955)

- Eyes Without A Face (1960)

- Carnival of Souls (1962)


- The Birds (1963)

- Lady in a Cage (1964)

- The Omen (1976)

- Carrie (1976)

- Eraserhead (1977)

- Dawn of the Dead (1978)

- The Fog (1980)

- The Evil Dead (1981)

- Creepshow (1982)

- A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

- The Monster Squad (1987)

- Misery (1990)

- Jurassic Park (1993)

- Se7en (1995)

- The Last Broadcast (1998)

- The Others (2001)

- 28 Days Later (2002)

- Saw (2004)

- The Descent (2005) 

- Let the Right One In (2008)

- Black Swan (2010)

- The Cabin in the Woods (2012)

Monday, September 2, 2013

The "Three Flavours Cornetto" Trilogy

Ladies and gentlemen, what we have here is something very, very special. It isn't often that a movie series gets it 100% perfect, scores a perfect 10, from its fist installment to its last. Plenty of film sagas have come close, but there's always something a tad awry in the overall execution: an actor gets replaced by another, a storyline gets bungled, one of the sequels is sub-par, and so on and so forth. Needless to say, there's usually something that doesn't quite work.

But not here. And that's what's so spectacular. In the "Three Flavours Cornetto" trilogy, we have a cinematic hat trick. Starting with 2004's Shaun of the Dead, to Hot Fuzz in 2007, and finally The World's End which opened in American theaters two weeks ago, we have been given a slice of the sublime. These are three supremely satisfying movies, which perfectly balance humor, wit, heart, and everything in between. They are classified as a "loose" trilogy, meaning the installments have no interlocking plots and characters, but share close similarities in other ways (they are built by the same production team, inhabited by the same actors, specific jokes and scenes make appearances in each film, and yes, who can forget Frost's cornetto leaving its grand impression on each one). However, this is the tightest "loose" trilogy I've ever seen. It's a kaleidoscope of interconnecting jokes, references, and archetypes. They fit snugly alongside one another, resonating like a major chord on a grand piano. There is no dissonance, no bum key - just pure harmony. Let me tell you about each one.

- Shaun of the Dead (2004): At a glance, the premise is simple, juvenile, uninspired. A comedy with zombies? How original. Yet it's this underestimation that grants the film (all three of these films, actually) it's first of many pleasant surprises. The writing on display here is superb. Turns of phrases, humorous subtleties, plot twists: they all have their place in Shaun of the Dead. The performances are equally marvelous, particularly Simon Pegg, who steals the show in the film's title role. He's a lovable loser - the guy you always fear you'll become: apathetic, unmotivated, stuck in that same boring 9-to-5 job you've had since high school. It's a touching performance, realistic and hilarious.

The movie's true triumph, however, is the skillful direction of Edgar Wright (who directs all of these films, actually). Scenes depicting mundane human behavior drift by, infusing them with a zombie-like quality. Visual gags and careful comic timing take center stage. Every scene hums with an efficient poetry. This is truly a film for the eyes, spattered with red and basking in saturated colors. You'll laugh, you'll cringe, you'll cry. What more can you ask for?

- Hot Fuzz (2007): Without batting an eye, with nary a thought otherwise, Hot Fuzz is my absolute favorite buddy-cop movie. Period. After just the first ten minutes, my stomach ached with laughter. Really. This might even be my personal favorite entry in the trilogy, but it's hard to say. I know that I quote this one the most ("...he's not Judge Judy and executioner!"), that I find myself constantly ready to pop it in the DVD player and give it another watch, that I placed it on my "125 Best Films of All-Time" list and will defend it against naysayers high and low...

Yup. This is my favorite.

...it's just...so...good. The dialogue is hysterical, the mystery is intriguing, the action is fantastic, and the acting is terrific. A frothy chemistry bubbles about the characters, notably between our brazen hero Nicholas Angel (Simon Pegg) and bumbling "policeman-officer" Danny Butterman (Nick Frost). These characters are portrayed with equal parts cynicism and conviction, which allows the parody and the drama to remain in tact. This truly is a great movie. Silly yet sad, hilarious and heartfelt, you'll laugh until you cry (and sometimes even the other way around). It's awesome.  

- The World's End (2013): Finally, fittingly, for our grand conclusion, is The World's End. Fans had to wait quite a while for this one (Wright took a short reprieve after Hot Fuzz in order to direct the equally impressive Scott Pilgrim vs. The World), and expectations were high. Thankfully, this final installment delivers. It's funny, unique, introspective, tinged with melancholia - it fits in all the classic traits this trilogy has to offer and more.

In addition to the acting (Pegg and Frost are spectacular, as always), the movie's best attribute is its visual artistry. The sets are all lovingly constructed, with meticulous care and mindful design. The small-town imagery is quaint and three-dimensional. Perhaps most stunning of all are the "blanks," those villainous hordes jogging down moonlit streets, eyes wide and mouths agape, an unearthly blue light screaming out from within. These images aren't soon forgotten. They stick with you long after the end credits are over and the theater has faded in your rear-view mirror.

...just like this entire trilogy, actually. These three films leave a mark. They make you laugh as well as lament, cringe as well as cry. They are three of the best movies of the last twenty years, and have accomplished this not by conforming to rigid Hollywood archetypes but by transcending them - parodying the very films they celebrate, deepening our cultural consciousness by adding weight and emotion to mundane cinematic conventions.

Entertaining, intellectual, and artistic. The Holy Trinity of film. A Holy Trinity of films.

Fantastic.         

Sunday, August 11, 2013

20 Books that Changed Me - Part I

I may be an avid writer (obviously), but I'm also a voracious reader. I was an English major in college, where I took a wide range of courses on the subject. Some of my favorites included "Literary Analysis," "Contemporary American Prose," "Shakespeare Studies," and "Literary and Cultural Theory." Yet I've always loved literature, so I'm here today to talk about the 20 books that changed me. These are the books that left a mark, that had an impact on my life. They aren't necessarily my favorite books, nor should they be considered "the best" in any way. This post is simply one of admiration and recognition. This literature enraptured and sustained me.

Therefore, the following list is broken down into four segments: Elementary School (ages 5-10), Middle School (ages 10-13), High School (ages 13-17), and College (ages 17-22). I will include five books for each of these sections. "Part I" will be the first ten books, from elementary and middle school.

Elementary School (ages 5-10)
- The Essential Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson: Through sarcastic, egocentric Calvin and succinct, lovable Hobbes, I learned how to enjoy literature. I was given this book when I was five years old, and haven't put it down since. As time has passed I've come to value the humor, concepts, and artistry of the latter Calvin and Hobbes comics more than the earlier ones, but The Essential is nonetheless a great book. Full of funny faces and terrific one-liners, it never fails to make me smile.   
- George's Marvelous Medicine by Roald Dahl: It's wacky, it's disturbing, it's a book by Roald Dahl. I don't think I can sum it up any better than that. I will say that I read this book in the third grade, and loved it so much the teacher asked me to read it aloud to the entire class. It took a couple weeks to get through, but I got to sit in the "Teacher's Chair" (oooooooooohhhh, I know) and read it to the class every day. I love this book and the great memories associated with it. It's a strange book, but a terrific one nonetheless.

- Animorphs series by K.A. Applegate: My buddy Brandon and I read these books together throughout elementary school. Every time we finished a new entry in the 62 part series (WOW, that's a lot) we'd stroll around the playground, discussing all the new characters and plots. After all, that was some pretty heavy science fiction we were dealing with. An invasion of evil alien slugs who control human brains? Superhero teens who can morph into animals by absorbing DNA through their hands? Dying alien princes and glowing cubes? This series showed me distant galaxies, time travel, and occasionally swirled into alternate dimensions. These books are immensely entertaining, and started my love affair with sci-fi.  

- Hatchet by Gary Paulsen: The ultimate "boy book," Hatchet follows a kid named Brian after he is the lone survivor of a plane crash in the Canadian wilderness. This book was read to me by my fifth grade teacher, and I can still vividly recall all the tense moments, all the taut action. It amped up my adrenaline and fueled my imagination. Plenty of sequels followed, and while they are all quite decent (especially Brian's Winter and The River), the original is pure, unadulterated awesomeness. What a great book.
- The True Confessions of Charlotte Doyle by Avi: A swashbuckling tale of mutiny and murder, of high seas and high stakes. This was another book read aloud by my fifth grade teacher (as you can tell, she's easily one of my favorites), and she did a superb job acting it out: namely, the British accents, which ranged from cockney to RP. I've read this novel a few times, both as an adolescent and an adult, and it's still a vastly enjoyable read. An awesome cast of characters (including one of the best villains in children's literature...the best), a fabulous plot, and full of lovely little historical nuggets. What more can you ask for? Pick it up and be swept away.



Middle School (ages 10-13)
- The Giver by Lois Lowry: This was the first serious work of science fiction I'd ever read. When I first tackled it in the 6th grade, I hadn't a clue what I was truly dealing with. The themes of emotional and psychological repression escaped me, and the subtle moments of existential horror went way over my head. Instead, the book felt like a grand experiment. How long could the author hide what was truly going on? How creatively could she masquerade the inevitable? The Giver illustrates the beauty of writing and all its interlocking parts, from pacing to characterization to prose. As an eleven-year-old, it showed me how important creativity (and freedom) really is. It is a novel of the highest order.
- The Prehistory of The Far Side by Gary Larson: Hysterical, bizarre, and incredibly personal, this book is still one of my all-time favorites. Cartoonist Gary Larson takes his enormously successful comic strip The Far Side and presents it like a museum exhibit - starting with its humble origins, discussing its influence and design, and ending with a selection of his personal favorite strips. For me, this book was a teaching tool. It showed me the ins and outs of publication, with all the esoteric and obscure references still intact. Most importantly, though, this is just a really, really funny book. It helped shape my sense of humor, and therefore has helped mold who I am today.
- Monster by Walter Dean Meyers: As a twelve-year-old, I had no idea a novel could be anything more than just a novel. Thanks to Monster, I learned that literature could be tinkered with, could be built upon varying styles and contexts. Told from the point of view of a teen on trial for murder, the book bounces between a diary of his incarceration during the trial, and a screenplay that the main character is writing about the trial itself. Not only is this a riveting novel, but the contrasting styles result in a very unique reading experience. I absolutely adore this book. It's surprising, unexpected, and completely satisfying.
- Sphere by Michael Crichton: I read this novel in the 7th grade, and it catalyzed a 2-year obsession with Michael Crichton. Not a day went by that I wasn't reading Jurassic Park or Timeline or Congo - my head reeled with new ideas and possibilities. Although I've now gone about a decade without reading another Crichton novel, they are truly the foundations on which my current literary taste was built. Sphere is an overlooked sci-fi classic. Following a team of scientists as they investigate a crashed alien spacecraft at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean, the book is a wonderful combination of high-concept thrills and intriguing characters. It's Crichton at his best, and it's a book I'll never forget.
- The Shining by Stephen King: If Sphere introduced me to "adult" fiction, then The Shining threw me in it head-first. I was thirteen when I gave this one a look, and it had quite the effect on me. I can recall reading this book in school, and literally gasping aloud in a silent classroom. All the other kids looked at me. I didn't care - Jack was terrorizing Wendy on the stairs, and I couldn't look away. I've never reread the book (which means it's been over ten years), but I can still remember plenty of moments: the creeping hedge animals, the cloying hand in the snow fort, Dick Hallorann's blood curdling temptation in the shed, and (of course) Jack and that murderous mallet ambling through the haunted corridors. While this isn't my favorite Stephen King novel (Hearts in Atlantis, 11/22/63, and The Dark Tower series spring to mind), it was certainly my first. It thrilled and terrified me.