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Saturday, September 3, 2016

Film Franchise Favorites - 2 Perspectives, 2 Opinions

Film franchises can be awesome and terrible, often simultaneously. Because of this, opinion can swing wildly from movie to movie. Which entries are great? Which are terrible? For the following list, my brother-in-law/buddy Aaron and I ranked a few popular film franchises, according to our personal preferences. We didn't necessarily order these based on which ones are "the best," but rather, which ones we enjoy the most.

If we're missing your favorite franchise, we apologize! (We'll probably do another one of these in the not-too-distant future, so perhaps we'll get to it then.) Read and enjoy!

Star Wars series...
Aaron: 
7.) I: The Phantom Menace
6.) II: Attack of the Clones
5.) III: Revenge of the Sith
4.) VII: The Force Awakens
3.) IV: A New Hope 
2.) VI: Return of the Jedi
1.) V: The Empire Strikes Back
Perry:
7.) II: Attack of the Clones 
6.) I: The Phantom Menace 
5.) III: Revenge of the Sith 
4.) VI: Return of the Jedi 
3.) VII: The Force Awakens 
2.) V: The Empire Strikes Back 
1.) IV: A New Hope 

Marvel superhero cinematic universe...
Aaron: 
13.) Iron Man 3
12.) Avengers: Age of Ultron 
11.) Thor: The Dark World 
10.) The Incredible Hulk 
9.) Iron Man 2
8.) Thor 
7.) The Avengers
6.) Ant-Man 
5.) Captain America: The First Avenger 
4.) Iron Man 
3.) Guardians of the Galaxy 
2.) Captain America: Civil War 
1.) Captain America: The Winter Soldier 
Perry:
13.) Iron Man 3
12.) Thor 
11.) The Incredible Hulk 
10.) Thor: The Dark World 
9.) Iron Man 2 
8.) Ant-Man 
7.) Captain America: The First Avenger 
6.) The Avengers 
5.) Avengers: Age of Ultron 
4.) Captain America: The Winter Soldier 
3.) Guardians of the Galaxy 
2.) Iron Man 
1.) Captain America: Civil War 

James Bond series - our top 5's...
Aaron:
5.) From Russia with Love
4.) Goldfinger 
3.) GoldenEye
2.) Skyfall
1.) Casino Royale 
Perry: 
5.) GoldenEye 
4.) From Russia with Love 
3.) On Her Majesty's Secret Service 
2.) Skyfall 
1.) Casino Royale 

The Lord of the Rings / The Hobbit series...
Aaron: 
6.) The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies 
5.) The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug 
4.) The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers 
3.) The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey 
2.) The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring 
1.) The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 
Perry: 
6.) The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies 
5.) The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey 
4.) The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug 
3.) The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers 
2.) The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring 
1.) The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 

Thursday, June 30, 2016

15 Best Movie Sequels Ever Made

Sequels. Let's be honest - most of them are terrible. But there are a few (a precious, precious few) that transcend their dingy trappings and become something truly amazing. Below you'll find the 15 best movie sequels ever made. NOTE: I only put 2nd installments on this list - no threequels or fourquels or whatever. This list is all about Number 2. Read and enjoy!

** Honorable Mentions: From Russia With Love (1963), Halloween II (1981), Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008), The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013), Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984), Kill Bill: Volume 2 (2004), The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997), Toy Story 2 (1999), 22 Jump Street (2014), 28 Weeks Later (2007) 

15.) The Color of Money (1986): Making a sequel to the 1961 classic The Hustler was bound to be difficult. But thanks to some powerhouse performances (notably a young Tom Cruise and the eternal Paul Newman) and under the direction of Martin Scorsese, this is a surprisingly sharp, dramatic film.

14.) Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014): Surpassing the original in about a billion ways, this paranoid spy-thriller is one of the best superhero sequels ever made. If you like your heroes ponderous and political, then this is a must-see.

13.) Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982): If you're going to see any Star Trek flick, let it be this. The action is a little lacking, but the dialogue is classic ("Revenge is a dish best-served COLD!") and if the ending doesn't make you cry, you're as emotionless as a Vulcan.

12.) X2 (2003): I don't think anyone expected this to be so good - but it is. The plot is clever, the production is slick, the performances are terrific, and the action scenes are dazzling.

11.) Dawn of the Dead (1978): It might move about as slow as one of its stumbling zombies, but that hardly matters. This is a strangely amusing horror flick, splashed with buckets of blood and oodles of campy dialogue.

10.) Spider-Man 2 (2004): Because we now drown in a sea of superhero films, it can be easy to overlook this one. Please don't. It's essentially a remake of its predecessor, but told with infinitely more color, character, and conflict.

9.) Back to the Future Part II (1989): We don't just go back to the future with this one - we go to the past, the present, an alternate future, an alternate present, we go all over the place. This is a fun ride, and the ending is a perfect hook to keep you going to the next installment.

8.) The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002): By introducing a host of new characters and settings, this entry in The Lord of the Rings trilogy is busy, but surprisingly meditative. And although there are fantastic battles and beasts, its intimate focus will keep you engaged and enraptured.

7.) T2: Judgment Day (1991): It doesn't get much better than this, folks. The whole thing barrels like a hijacked semi-truck, filled with great moments of humor and some of the best special effects ever put to film.

6.) Evil Dead II (1987): This zany, wacky, over-the-top nightmare is a must-see for horror fans. Director Sam Raimi and star Bruce Campbell are in rare form, bringing us a perfectly catastrophic blend of laughs and chills.

5.) The Bride of Frankenstein (1935): One of the first movie sequels ever made, this black-and-white gem certainly set the mold. It's bigger in scope, introduces fascinating (and horrifying) new characters, and takes the mood of the original and builds upon it with fun and finesse.

4.) Aliens (1986): With this flick, director James Cameron decided to stray away from the pensive tone of its predecessor and go in a totally new direction. But the gamble paid off, and this horror-action extravaganza is one of the best thrillers of the 80's.

3.) The Dark Knight (2008): It's a superhero flick, a crime drama, a riveting character study, a pulse-pounding action stunner, and one of the highest grossing movies of all time. Bolstered by a bullet-proof script and one of cinema's best performances, this is undoubtedly Batman at his best.

2.) The Godfather Part II (1974): Of course this is on here. And why shouldn't it be? Many consider it to be one of the best films ever made. And for good reason. I'll not say much here (if you haven't seen it, watch it NOW), but every aspect of cinema - acting, writing, directing, production, photography, music, sound, costume, design - it's all absolutely perfect. So...so yeah.

1.) The Empire Strikes Back (1980): You want my detailed thoughts on this one? Read my full review here. But to summarize: This movie is perfect. Easily the best movie sequel ever made. That is all. 

Monday, May 9, 2016

Jupiter and Mars: Musings on "Stadium Arcadium"

Today marks the 10th anniversary of Stadium Arcadium, the 9th studio album released by the Red Hot Chili Peppers. It's my favorite record of all time - beating out the likes of Abbey Road, Kind of Blue, and The College Dropout - and is arguably the best representation of the Chili Peppers' eclectic musical style. It went Double Platinum in the US, birthed 3 consecutive number 1's on Billboard's Alternative Rock chart, and won 5 Grammys, including Best Rock Album. It's a monolithic achievement in modern music, the ultimate rock and roll statement of the new millennium.

...but why?

Well...that's a difficult question with a variety of answers. It's easy to make judgments about music (hell, I made a pretty massive one in my opening paragraph), and it's basically impossible to be unbiased in the process. But I feel I'm (pseudo)qualified to tackle this album. Because it's my all-time favorite? Perhaps. Stadium Arcadium sings in my soul, still as lush and vibrant as ever, a decade after I first heard it. So these are my personal feelings, 10 years later...

I was a high school junior at the time - a pimply, long-haired 16-year-old who never went anywhere without an iPod Shuffle (remember those?) and a Vonnegut paperback. It was a Tuesday, and my pal Brandon and I left campus during lunch to drive to Best Buy. We both needed a copy of the album. Immediately. We were already fans of the Chili Peppers, but the overwhelming radio saturation of the first single, the acid-rock "Dani California," propelled us quicker across town. Speculation dominated the drive over. Would the album rock hard like its single? Or mellow out, like many tracks on its predecessor By the Way? A week or so earlier, the record leaked online, but we refused to investigate. Why ruin the surprise?

Disc 1: Jupiter
And surprised we were. In a really, really good way. The first thing I noticed was that it was a double-album, with its discs being named Jupiter and Mars. How cool is that? But as we started listening on the way back to school, I forgot about the album art and instead got lost in sound. We only had time to get through the first 3 tracks - "Dani California," the power-pop ballad "Snow (Hey Oh)," and my immediate favorite, the freaky-funky "Charlie." After school, I put the CD in my stereo and dug in deeper. That first time through, the standout tunes were obvious: "Hump de Bump" has one of the most inventive drum solos ever recorded on a rock album, "Hey" is a rhythmic ballad with imaginative harmonies, and "Readymade" hits hard with an unexpectedly slick guitar solo.

As time passed, I listened to the album ad nauseam. In the process, I fell in love with the band all over again - with Flea's melodic bass, Smith's in-the-pocket percussion, Kiedis's soaring vocals, and Frusciante's screaming guitar and soothing harmonies. The way these elements weave together, with nuance and musicality and sheer charisma, is astounding. On this album, the band ceases to be 4 well-rehearsed musicians, instead becoming a solitary, enduring entity. When critics talk about "musical chemistry," this is what they mean. For years, I don't think a week went by without re-listening to the whole damn thing. I was, and still am, enraptured.

Disc 2: Mars
A lot of Stadium's success stems from its bold excess. Every melody is multifaceted, every solo is a symphony. And while this seems like too much of a good thing (minimalism is still very much in fashion for many musicians), the album surprisingly fails to collapse under its own weight. The style is so eclectic, the musicianship so impressive, that it never feels overblown. And when it starts inching in that direction? The band strips things down. The first of these breathers is the title track, built around a simple guitar lick that seems to echo forever. "Slow Cheetah" is another great one, particularly notable for a scintillating triangle groove and an ethereal outro. But I think the best chillaxed tune on the record is "Hard to Concentrate," with its primal rhythm and affectionate lyrics. I mean, any song with lyrics like "All I want is for you to be happy, and / Take this moment to make you my family" is surpassing Hallmark-levels of schmaltz, but it's so sincerely delivered that you love it anyway. 

Yet these breather tracks are simply counterweights on an album driven by electric funk and reckless rock. "Torture Me" is frenetic ska-punk, "She's Only 18" has arguably the album's deepest groove and most blistering guitar solo, and the hit single "Tell Me Baby" is a fiery rap-rock anthem. But if I had to narrow it all down to my three favorite songs, which is hard, they'd be: "Animal Bar" (a psychedelic toe-tapper with thunderous percussion and a mesmerizing, echo-chamber chorus), "Wet Sand" (arguably the greatest Chili Peppers' song ever recorded, with captivating lyrics and blazing guitar heroism), and "Death of a Martian" (the album's bittersweet finale, notable for its closing string of surreal spoken-word poetry). 

Thankfully though, Stadium Arcadium is much more than just a collection of great songs. It's a fully formed, wholly realized musical statement. An album, if ever there was one - challenging our ever-shortening musical attention spans, expanding our senses and expectations. For me, what started as the humble soundtrack to my last 2 years of high school has become an ingrained fixture of my life. It's the musical compass by which I still navigate the choppy waters of modern rock. It is easily one of the best albums of the 00s, and probably one of the best of all time. 

It strips my mind, makes me feel better, and sweeps the echoes of yesternight's fallen freckles away.

Monday, May 2, 2016

Weezer's "White Album" - 2 Reviews, 2 Opinions

The White Album by Weezer, released 4/1/2016
We're at it again, folks. Here's my review, immediately followed by B. Gutierrez's. This album's been getting a whole heck of a lot of praise. How do we feel about it? Read our track-by-track analyses to find out!

B. Perry
1.) California Kids: As far as intros go, this one's okay. I like how the beach-soundscape blends with the Pinktertonesque arrangement at the start; but after that, it kinda just feels like filler.
2.) Wind in Our Sail: While the melody for the verses is pretty awkward, the fist-pumping chorus is awesome. Because of that, this tune is anthemic, optimistic, and barrels of brazen fun.
3.) Thank God for Girls: It's unsurprising that this is the album's most successful single - it's catchy, unique, and decidedly un-Weezer. But it has all the subtlety of a sledgehammer, and although I'm tapping my toes, I'm neither musically nor emotionally invested.
4.) (Girl We Got A) Good Thing: This song is rather lovely. It's sunny, has a neat little guitar solo, and the glam-rock bridge comes out of nowhere and hits all the right notes.
5.) Do You Wanna Get High?: I'm less than fond of Rivers' drug ballads, so I don't really dig this one. The slimy groove is much appreciated, but everything else is blah. 
6.) King of the World: Yeah, I'm a big fan of this one. From the humongous guitars to the pounding drums, from the bouncy bass to the adorable lyrics, this tune has it all. 
7.) Summer Elaine and Drunk Dori: Pretty forgettable, but not bad. Although well-executed, it's flavorless and uninspired.
8.) L.A. Girlz: With its drunken shuffle and throwback hook, this is probably the Weezeriest tune on the album. And while it echoes back to great songs like "Dreamin'" and "Holiday," it's nowhere near as engaging.
9.) Jacked Up: I don't know why I like this, but I do. It's groovy, fresh, and flirtatious (and the melancholic chorus, in which Rivers asks repeatedly, "Oh why, why, why do my flowers always die?" is fantastic).
10.) Endless Bummer: I've always been a stickler for a great closer, and usually Weezer delivers. And here? They do just fine. Although not as emotionally resonant as "Butterfly" or "Time Flies," and not as musically fascinating as "The Angel and The One" or "The Futurescope Trilogy," it nonetheless does its job. "Endless Bummer" finishes the album with catchy melancholia, which is a niche Weezer fills nicely.

At the end of this review, I'm finishing up my fifth listen-through of The White Album. And I gotta admit, it ain't bad. But is it good? Objectively, sure. The hooks are nice, the production is adequate, and the California beach-vibe is charming. But after the fading of Weezer's fiery glory days, this feels like a retread. Granted, it's well done, but a retread, nonetheless. Not as interesting as their bad stuff, not as terrific as their good stuff, this falls somewhere in the middle. White is the color of purgatory, which makes sense here. This is the musical equivalent of lukewarm water. So unless you're high and dry, there's a whole world of more appealing alternatives. 

Weezer's Discography (Perry's ranked order): "The Only Order that Makes Sense"
10.) Make Believe 
9.) Weezer (Green Album)
8.) Raditude
7.) Weezer (Red Album)
6.) Weezer (White Album)
5.) Hurley
4.) Maladroit
3.) Everything Will Be Alright in the End
2.) Pinkerton
1.) Weezer (Blue Album)


B. Gutierrez
1.) California Kids: I dig the ambient intro, and the chorus isn’t bad. Overall though, it kind of strikes me as low-energy and just going through the motions. I swear Rivers just sounds straight up bored at points during this song (and whole album).
2.) Wind in Our Sail: I know it’s a firmly rooted in Weezer history, so I guess I can’t really fault them for keeping it up, but I’m pretty over the shoe-horned nerd similes. I appreciated the “exploration” theme of the song, aside from it being beaten over my head again and again for 3 minutes.
3.) Thank God for Girls: I don’t even know where to start with this one. Not one clue. I think if I could pinpoint one thing that has really soured me on Weezer over the years, it’s songs like this that just straight up seem like throwing lyrics at a wall and seeing what sticks. I’d like to think at least there’s a mildly interesting take on gender dynamics here, but then again Rivers might just really love cannoli. I lost my ear for his sincerity years ago.
4.) (Girl We Got A) Good Thing: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ… Well, I like that little solo at least. That’s something. Yeah.
5.) Do You Wanna Get High?: I’m alright with this song. Lyrically, it’s a little bit of a bummer, but allegedly based on real substance abuse, so that’s cool? I respect a little edginess from decidedly over-the-hill, boring Weezer.
6.) King of the World: Alright, I wasn’t prepared to run into this situation, but I legitimately LIKE this song. No ifs, ands or buts about it. I mentioned never being able to pin down the sincerity in River’s writing since about Red album. Since then, I just assume almost every song is either sarcasm, pandering or some combination of the two. Even before I read up on it more, I was shocked with how genuine this one felt. I could actually just relax and connect with this one, instead of questioning the view of what I was listening to. I dig that. I didn’t think it was possible with Weezer these days. On a related note, check this out. Is this not officially the most adorable song ever now?
7.) Summer Elaine and Drunk Dori: I don’t need a 45 year-old married father singing me songs about being insecure with women. I’m pretty positive this was a sticking point for me in one of the last few reviews as well. It hasn’t changed. At least this one seems to be written as more of a retrospective, which I appreciate. Another fun small solo though!
8.) L.A. Girlz: Another pretty average song with an enjoyable solo. It’s a full-blown pattern now. You know what’s dreadful though? That bridge. Bleh.
9.) Jacked Up: The best thing about this song is that I believe I could competently play piano on it. That should probably say everything you need to know about its quality. 
10.) Endless Bummer: That's a damn good title. Aside from that, see "California Kids." Which is fair, because the parallel boringness of the two tracks is another way to tie the whole thing together. Symmetry! Beautiful.

Weezer's Discography (Gutierrez's ranked order): "The Official Definitive Weezer Top 10"
10.) Hurley
9.) Everything Will Be Alright in the End
8.) Make Believe
7.) Weezer (White Album)
6.) Raditude
5.) Weezer (Red Album)
4.) Weezer (Green Album)
3.) Maladroit
2.) Pinkerton
1.) Weezer (Blue Album)

Friday, April 15, 2016

25 Great Short Stories

I'm the kind of guy who loves to read (and write) short stories. Studying, analyzing, evaluating...I've spent a lot of time and energy on them. Short stories are clearly different than novels, with an incredibly unique chemistry and vibe. If you haven't read any since high school, then I strongly recommend the entries on this list. Some are old, some new, some foreign, many not, yadda yadda yadda. Check out this list, read some stories, and enjoy!

- "A&P" by John Updike
- "All Summer in a Day" by Ray Bradbury
- "Amigo Brothers" by Piri Thomas
- "Bullet in the Brain" by Tobias Wolff
- "The Cask of Amontillado" by Edgar Allen Poe
- "Early Autumn" by Langston Hughes
- "Everyday Use" by Alice Walker
- "Fiesta, 1980" by Junot Diaz
- "Following the Notes" by Pia Z. Ehrhardt
- "Greenleaf" by Flannery O'Connor
- "Harrison Bergeron" by Kurt Vonnegut
- "The Lottery" by Shirley Jackson
- "The Man in the Black Suit" by Stephen King
- "The Mark on the Wall" by Virginia Woolf
- "Missing Women" by June Spence
- "Mule Killers" by Lydia Peelle
- "My Kid's Dog" by Ron Hansen
- "The Sea Fairies" by Maura Stanton
- "The Secrets of Summer" by Bret Easton Ellis
- "The Story of an Hour" by Kate Chopin
- "The Swimmer" by John Cheever
- "Tandolfo the Great" by Richard Bausch
- "To Room Nineteen" by Doris Lessing
- "What You Pawn I Will Redeem" by Sherman Alexie
- "Where Are You Going, Where Have You Been?" by Joyce Carol Oates

Many of these stories can be found online, but the obvious place to look is your local Barnes & Noble or a used book store. Many of these authors, particularly Stephen King and Ray Bradbury, have entire short story anthologies you can snag. And all of them are top-notch. Happy reading!

Sunday, February 28, 2016

Headfirst Into A Hurricane - 10th Anniversary Analysis of Springsteen's "Lost in the Flood"

10 years ago today, one of my absolute favorite albums was released - Hammersmith Odeon London '75, a concert recorded by Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band back in 1975. As far as live albums go, it's a real zinger. It was The Boss's first European tour, and it shows. There's a fiery intensity to each track, a crackling energy, like the band had something to prove. And they did. Preceding the event, Columbia Records reportedly flooded London with flyers, boldly proclaiming, "Finally London is ready for Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band!" Pretty wild. Thankfully, they lived up to the hype. This is simply one of the greats, right up there with Sinatra at the Sands or The Beatles' rooftop concert. It's an engaging, passionate album.

One of the best...!
And although I love this record (it's easily my all-time favorite from Springsteen), there's one song I'm particularly enamored with. "Lost in the Flood," originally released on 73's Greetings from Asbury Park, N.J., is truly a soulful tune. It's the track that catapulted my lukewarm fondness for Springsteen to a full-on infatuation. The first time I heard it, I was walking home from school, volume blaring to drown out the traffic. I was immediately entranced. Springsteen's lyrics evoke undeniably strong emotions, drawing on topics like the Vietnam War, street violence, and spiritual disillusionment. Through breathtaking imagery, vivid characterization, strong symbolism, and ironic wordplay, he illustrates humanity's vulnerability to fate. If you're willing to read along, I'd like to explain it to you. This is "Lost in the Flood" how I see it, ten years after first listening. I hope you read and enjoy.

Okay, okay - to start, the song is split into three verses, each with its own story. The first focuses on a "ragamuffin gunner," presumably a returned soldier from Vietnam. It's a story about the character's skepticism of the church, and also a disturbing description of his time spent in war. The second verse is about "a pure American brother" who the song only refers to as "Jimmy the Saint." It's the romantic vision of a street racer's final drag. The third story describes gang warfare in the streets of New York City, showing both the futility and eerie glorification of violence. Each verse ends in the death of a character, illustrating humanity's defenselessness to fate.

As always, the imagery Springsteen employs is stunning, particularly in the second verse. Jimmy is a "blaze-and-noise boy" who dies a "highwayman's farewell" behind the wheel. His driving boils down to, "Gunnin' that bitch." Man, I love that. But the lyrics in the first verse are a tad more convoluted. Describing the ragamuffin gunner's past, comes the line, "His countryside's burnin' with wolfman fairies dressed in drag for homicide." Bizarre, right? Here's what I think: The wolfman is a traditional manifestation of the Jungian "Trickster" archetype, confusing and frightening. They appear as haunting fairies, wearing "drag for homicide," i.e. the army's olive drab, reminiscent of his horrific time in Vietnam. I think Gunner suffers post-traumatic stress, and in the song is suffering from a flashback, resulting in his death. Pretty neat, right? I also like the line, "The hit-and-run plead sanctuary, 'neath a holy stone they hide." This hints at Gunner's guilt. His Vietnam atrocities feel like a hit-and-run car accident, in which he never stopped to see the damage he caused. As for that holy stone...?

Bring on the religious disillusionment! There's a lot here, all serving the idea that fate, and not God, defines our destinies. While I don't know if I agree, I'm infatuated with the sentiment. By that logic, fate becomes the most powerful force in existence. Wild stuff. As far as irony goes, the religious rhetoric provides a nice juxtaposition between reality and fantasy - what is versus what should be. Example: Jimmy the Saint, our romantic small-town hero (think James Dean, Steve McQueen) is hardly a divine saint - just another person lost in the flood, surrendered to fate. How about "Bronx's best apostle" from the third verse? Just a kid with a gun. The "storefront incarnation of Maria" is possibly this song's Mary Magdalene, a hooker on 8th Avenue. Maybe she's an actual Mother Mary statue, a cheap trinket in a store window, dusty and irrelevant. My favorite? The nuns running through "Vatican halls pregnant, pleadin' immaculate conception." Last? "And everybody's wrecked on Main Street from drinking unholy blood." All this religious iconography is meaningless in the face of Springsteen's flood. Fate. The most powerful thing in the universe.

Which is, of course, our end point. The flood. Throughout the piece, the speaker wonders at the end of each verse why certain events transpired, but gives up every time and blames it on the flood, on fate. The first stanza: "Have you thrown your senses to the war, or did you lose them in the flood?" The second: "I wonder what he was thinking when he hit that storm, or was he just lost in the flood?" The third: "I wonder what they were gettin' into, or were they just lost in the flood?" Fate conquers all. The gospel according to Springsteen.

Lastly, there's the music. It's awesome, especially in this recording. The arrangement adds more to the theme, strengthening the message. The melody is a haunting one, complete with moaning guitar and a single organ note lasting the entire song. This adds despair, making fate seem even more powerful and everything else weaker in its way. The centerpiece is a beautiful piano, with the beginning and end reminiscent of a funeral hymn, solemn and melancholic. During the second verse (the tale of Jimmy the Saint), the rest of the band crashes in, mimicking the flood's crash over humanity. Even the line, "Everything stops, you hear five quick shots..." is immediately followed by a rapid fire of snare drum hits - the echo of gun shots in that tragic alley. The conclusion is ghastly - the chord structure devolves into chaotic clamor, with Springsteen wailing hopelessly, the metaphor reaching a hectic climax.

Because of the strong theme and incredibly inventive avenues explored to support it, "Lost in the Flood" by Springsteen is a masterwork. From war to warmth, from cars to crashes, from fate to fatality...this tune, and this particular live album, has it all. Getting lost in this song's subtleties and complexities is just as easy as getting lost in the flood itself.

Monday, February 15, 2016

Top 15 Films of 2015

Another year, another "best films" list. As usual, I tried to be as objective as possible, but keep in mind: I haven't seen every film released in 2015, and I'm sure there's still plenty of subjectivity here. Hope you read and enjoy! 

(*Honorable Mentions: Crimson PeakJurassic WorldKung FuryMission Impossible: Rogue Nation, The Visit

15.) The Revenant: What a great way to kick off this list. Although this revenge thriller is a tad over-bloated, its picturesque cinematography and masterclass acting make it worthwhile. There are a few truly wonderful moments here: terror, humor, and overwhelming catharsis.

14.) Inside Out: The visuals are dazzling, the characters adorable, and the premise ingenious. This is yet another classic spat out of the Disney/Pixar machinery, and it holds its own up there with The Incredibles and Toy Story. You'll laugh, you'll cry, but mostly you'll wonder when kids' movies became so dang smart.

13.) Goodnight Mommy: Yeah. I love horror. But Goodnight Mommy hardly feels like horror at all, at least not in the contemporary sense. Jump-scares? Over-the-top gore? A bloodthirsty villain? Nope, this one doesn't have any of that. Instead? Pure, unfiltered, absolute tension. Scenes ache by, pushing the horror as far as it can go, while still remaining strangely aloof, undersold. All the terror stems from one simple idea: What if your mother isn't really your mother? The answers are here, and they'll hit you deep down, where other chillers don't dare venture. Goodnight, indeed.

12.) The Hateful Eight: While I am a devout Tarantino fan, admittedly, I think The Hateful Eight is less captivating than some of his other films. However, based on craft alone, it still ranks as one of 2015's best. Our central characters are wonderfully performed (particularly Sam Jackson's keen bounty hunter and Jennifer Jason Leigh's feral prisoner), and I love how none of them are good people, like some kind of hyperviolent episode of Seinfeld. The music is larger than life (courtesy of the great Morricone), the imagery and direction are flawless (as usual), and the script is sharp as a knife to the throat.  Truly the work of a master craftsman.

11.) Bridge of Spies: Spielberg rarely makes a bad movie, and with this real-life Cold War thriller, he gives us a polished, aesthetically-nuanced film. Of course Tom Hanks is great, but thankfully so is the rest of cast, especially Mark Rylance and Amy Ryan. And the camera work? Fantastic. Shots are artsy and efficient, with lots of subtle oner's. Yet the feel of this production, how lived-in it is, how natural and understated, is its true success. Much like some of Spielberg's other historical epics - Saving Private Ryan, Munich, and War Horse spring to mind - this one is so flawlessly built that it hardly feels like history at all. It feels more like life. Thanks again, Steven.

10.) Black Mass: An ice-cold crime thriller, one whirring with wit and the macabre, Black Mass is easily one of the best films of 2015. Although there's a lot of awesomeness going on (all the 70's period costumes, quick dialogue, the whole Boston vibe), it's Johnny Depp's chilling portrayal of infamous gangster Whitey Bulger that steals the show. He is ruthless, strangely charming, and utterly mesmerizing. Much like the film itself.

9.) Creed: Here comes the cliche...are you ready? Creed is a knockout! ...but seriously, guys, it is. Tight script, loving cinematography (Philadelphia's never looked more vibrant), brilliant direction, and some of the year's best performances; especially Sly Stallone's glorious return to Rocky, one of cinema's most beloved characters. This is an electrifying finale to the story of Rocky Balboa, and a great introduction to boxing's new hero, Adonis Creed. It's the best sports movie of the year, and will hopefully give rise to a slew of entertaining sequels. Here's to six more!

8.) Mad Max: Fury Road: Is this the best action film of the year? No. The best sci-fi? I don't think so either. But there's something special here, something hard to put your finger on, that makes Fury Road undeniably cool. People like to prattle on about how great the practical effects are (and yeah - they are), or how Charlize Theron totally kills it in the lead role (which she does), but in the end, this movie doesn't feel dissectible. Breaking it down into smaller pieces seems unnecessary. Just watch the damn thing. It's great.

7.) It Follows: The concept is simple, the characters are relatable, the scenery (present-day Detroit) is beautiful, and the horror is vicious. The less I reveal about this one, the better. I suggest you go in with as little prior knowledge as possible. Just know that It can represent many things (mortality, intimacy, HIV/AIDS) and will scare the bejesus out of you. So turn off the lights, wait until the rest of the house is fast asleep, and enjoy. The tagline is, "It doesn't think, It doesn't feel, It doesn't give up." How great is that?

6.) Ex Machina: With its deliberate, meditative pace, lots of people found this sci-fi thriller to be "boring." How sad. Ex Machina is one of 2015's best, and it earns a spot in my top ten for lots of reasons. Much like Sicario and Goodnight Mommy, the focus here is on a triangle of characters: an unpredictable genius, an everyday schmo in over his head, and a futuristic cyborg learning how she fits into the world. The cunning cat-and-mouse interplay between them is a real thrill, and if you're able to sink your teeth into the ideas at hand, you'll be very happy with the payoff.

5.) Straight Outta Compton: Coming in at #5 with a bullet (with lots of them, actually) is this engrossing biopic about infamous hip-hop group N.W.A. Although the technical specs are all rock solid - the cinematography, the editing, the sound design - it all boils down to two things: Up first are the performances, all of which are terrific (it's a shame that newcomers Jason Mitchell or Corey Hawkins weren't nominated for Oscars). But second, and perhaps most important of all, is the dynamite directing by F. Gary Gray. He manages to juggle several subplots, a cast of hundreds, and an overall runtime of almost 2 and a half hours, without losing a single beat of forward momentum. It's a feat of pure virtuosity.

4.) The Martian: Lord knows I'm not the biggest fan of director Ridley Scott (apart from Alien, I find most of his filmography completely overrated), but with The Martian he hits it right out of the park. This story of stranded astronaut Mark Watney attempting to survive alone on Mars is one of the year's most entertaining, engaging films. A lot of it hinges on star Matt Damon's charisma, so thank God he's got enough to go around. The other performances are great (particularly from Chiwetal Ejiofor and Jessica Chastain), and so too is the script and special effects. This is a hilarious, and occasionally breathless, film. A great feat for Ridley Scott, and a welcome addition to the cinema of 2015.

3.) Sicario: Wow. What a visceral, vicious film this is. Focusing on America's war on Mexican drug cartels, Sicario is bold and unapologetic. Our three leads (Emily Blunt, Benicio del Toro, and Josh Brolin) give us some of the year's best performances, particularly del Toro as a mysterious, lurking shadow. Within minutes of the opening shot, a palpable danger seeps out from the screen. I found myself sweating and squirming through the whole thing. If you want an uncompromising, tooth-and-nail thriller, then this is it.

2.) STAR WARS (Episode VII): The Force Awakens: Although I'll probably write a full review later (as an avid Star Wars fan, I need to let this one settle in before jumping to any ridiculous conclusions), my gut reaction for this thing? Pure joy. The Force Awakens truly is an awakening - for the series, for sci-fi, and for pop cinema. As a spastic fan boy, I loved seeing the returning characters (particularly the eternal Han Solo and my main man Admiral Ackbar), but it's the new characters that make it great: determined Rey, heroic Finn, sardonic Poe, adorable BB-8, and our newest favorite villain, the petulant Kylo Ren. The way these characters are written, how they're performed, is an absolute treat. They remind us that the heart and soul of the Star Wars saga is humanity. Everything else - the wonderful writing, grand cinematography, organic special effects, brisk pace, gorgeous art direction, incredible music - simply icing on the cake.

Director JJ Abrams really lived up to the hype, and God bless him for it. Although in many ways The Force Awakens is a retelling of the 1977 original, it's so imbued with charisma and wit that no one really cares. Regardless of the familiarity, regardless of studio calculation (there are plenty of beats here that are too on-the-nose), this is nonetheless meteoric entertainment. While it's not the best film of 2015, this might be the best movie - all fun and flashing light. How marvelous.

1.) Spotlight: Very much in the tradition of All the President's Men and The Insider, Spotlight is a searing journalistic drama. Hard-nosed and haunting, effective and affective, this is unquestionably the best film of 2015. It's a period piece, of sorts (it's hard to think of 2001 as being a "past" setting, but whatever), with everything from characters to plot fitting perfectly inside that niche. Makes sense, because this is a true story. Unfortunately.

The plot revolves around a group of journalists from the Boston Globe investigating the systematic cover-up of sexual abuse by priests within the Catholic church. So yeah, this is more than a movie about newspapers. It's a battle of souls, an elegy of lost innocence. Pretty rough subject matter, but thankfully the film doesn't sugarcoat. There's an unrelenting ugliness here, something evil and deformed. But that's fine. It's supposed to be, right? A movie about pedophilia shouldn't be pretty. It is what it is: horrific.

Yet where there's darkness, often there's light. A spotlight, actually. To show the way, to give us hope, to bring clarity. This movie deals in clarity - of ideas, of emotions, of fact and fiction. This is mostly due to the script, the dialogue and plot points imbued with a sense of ponderous reality. And it's brought to life, for better and for worse, by an incredible cast: Michael Keaton, Mark Ruffalo, Rachel McAdams, Liev Schreiber, Stanley Tucci, my boy John Slattery, and a dozen others. Each performance is standout, playing to each actor's particular strength (Keaton's underplayed realism, Ruffalo's ingrained humility, McAdams' pronounced focus). The direction and cinematography are equally strong, to a degree that both become invisible. No ostentatious camera tricks or directorial flourishes here. Just no-nonsense control.

This is an honest and heartbreaking film, one that dared to peer into the dark and shine a light. It's far from a happy story, but thanks to the bulletproof production and dynamite cast, it's a riveting one. Certainly the very best of 2015.